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- “Oh man did you find miss puss puss? To be honest I kinda like that experiment. Part clone, part splice, and part gene modding. It's freaky, all kinds of wrong, breaks laws of nature, but still a marvel of science. Careful though; she can rip though steel with her claws.”— Tommy Wilder, Operation Editi 9000
- “And if you do see one, shoot them dead. They're victims, and death is the greatest mercy you can give them.”
An unfortunate creature born of Editi's misunderstanding of the concept of catgirls and ethics in general, Girlcats resemble humans with feline features such as retractable claws, a second set of ears, a tail, and generally possessing all of the weird traits that come with combining a girl and a cat and none of the theoretical cute ones. Observations of their behavior indicate they are essentially cats in mostly human bodies. Continuing to fund the War on Drugs would have been a better choice.
Introduced during Operation Editi 9000, it is implied that not all Girlcats are not made from scratch, and may be the result of experimentation on captured enemies, putting the creation of this misbegotten species pretty high on the list of fucked up shit Editi has done.