"The average person's ear weighs what you are, not what you were."
|Real Name||John Smith|
John Smith was just an average 25 year old who had an average job, and lived in his average 1 bedroom apartment until a Pod crashed onto his average car. Seeing it as a chance to escape his monotonous life, John made his suit and left his mediocre existence and welcomed his new exciting life.
Black hair, brown eyes, 5`10, and 180 lbs of pure 100% averageness.
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Operation Kim Jong Steal -15 points